if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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