I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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why does every cop we meet know your name?
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