She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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