He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I think people are normalizing furries
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
