Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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