no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I could fuck to npr.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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