So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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