i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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