Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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