He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
That accounts for only three of the penises
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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