I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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