Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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