I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
i out mim tonsoeep
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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