whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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