just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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