I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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