She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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