dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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