it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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