Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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