i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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