I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Randomize
