Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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