Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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