This is the prime rib incident all over again
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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