doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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