i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
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