Do vagina's smell?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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