I wannas sexs uuuuu
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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