I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
