dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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