I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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