youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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