i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I see more hoeing in ur future
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