Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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