Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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