One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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