how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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