I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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