you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I am naked and annoyed.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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