Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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