Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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