I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
