Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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