you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
