when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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