I feel like I'm in dance class right now
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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