okay pat passed out under dana's car
handjob tips. give me some.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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