so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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