hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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