So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
How's work?
Spinning.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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