my sisters under your porch take her home
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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