I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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