the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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