Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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